April162014
2AM
memeapologist:

the saddest love story ever told

memeapologist:

the saddest love story ever told

(via taylorswifthecreator)

April152014

cannonballt1tcomb:

a marine was in a college class taught by a liberal gay demon professor. one day the professor said “if god is real, he will suck my dick” after ten minutes of silence the tough marine got up from his seat and sucked the liberal aclu professor’s dick. the professor came. “what did you do that for?” the marine answered “god was busy building ford trucks shirtless so he sent me to suck dick”

(via monetizeyourcat)

11PM
“The truth is, everyone likes to look down on someone. If your favorites are all avant-garde writers who throw in Sanskrit and German, you can look down on everyone. If your favorites are all Oprah Book Club books, you can at least look down on mystery readers. Mystery readers have sci-fi readers. Sci-fi can look down on fantasy. And yes, fantasy readers have their own snobbishness. I’ll bet this, though: in a hundred years, people will be writing a lot more dissertations on Harry Potter than on John Updike. Look, Charles Dickens wrote popular fiction. Shakespeare wrote popular fiction - until he wrote his sonnets, desperate to show the literati of his day that he was real artist. Edgar Allan Poe tied himself in knots because no one realized he was a genius. The core of the problem is how we want to define “literature”. The Latin root simply means “letters”. Those letters are either delivered - they connect with an audience - or they don’t. For some, that audience is a few thousand college professors and some critics. For others, its twenty million women desperate for romance in their lives. Those connections happen because the books successfully communicate something real about the human experience. Sure, there are trashy books that do really well, but that’s because there are trashy facets of humanity. What people value in their books - and thus what they count as literature - really tells you more about them than it does about the book.” Brent Weeks (via victoriousvocabulary)
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adriofthedead:

vinegod:

magic isn’t real and printer ink is expensive by electrolemon

these vines are getting fucking ridiculous

(via digiornounchained)

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hexgoddess:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

certifiably-better-than-you:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i cant stop laughing at that the fault in our stars clip like hes buying cigarettes and never smoking them as a metaphor??? bitch if you gonna be pretentious find a way to do it for free dont make yourself broke

IF YOU HAD READ THE BOOK YOU’D KNOW THAT ONE PACKET HAS LASTED HIM 3 YEARS YOU TWAT

alSO iF YOU HAd read the book, what would you expect of him??? oh no he’s pretentious??/? THAT IS HIM. AUGUSTUS WATERS IS PRETENTIOUS, yes hes annoying as hell and we all feel like we want to smack him in the mouth for existing but that is his character and THAT IS HOW HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE

And he’s a frickin cancer survivor without a leg. if uSING CIGARETTES AS A METAPHOR HELPS HIM GET BY FECKING LET HIM DO HIS THING

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Whoa The Pretentious Metaphor fandom is really intense

(via souperbrother)

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via microstank)

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Also, Catherine, my lovely, that article you linked me to on the Zuckerweb looks super cool. I’m whiskeydrunk at the moment so I am not in such a state to digest it all. I really appreciate it, and will digest it all tomorrow! <3

9PM

Anonymous asked: probably tmi, but are you yourself circumcised?

I am not. My German mother was outraged when the doctor suggested it.

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souplion:

LMAO! SHE FUCKING CAME AT HIM TOO

(Source: urbyte)

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